Sunday Morning Rituals

I love our Sunday morning routine: 1. Wake up late and groggy, bathed in warm puppy breath. 2. Stumble naked into the kitchen to brew freshly roasted organic coffee that tastes like armpits. 2. Smash to the ground the…
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A Chicken and Egg Situation

I’ve been thinking of growing chickens in Jason Shim’s yard ever since we moved here. You see, I want my life to be a witty New York Times headline. Only two questions remain: where to acquire said chickens, and where…
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I choo-choose you

Laura and I have been together for four years now. Four years is a long, wonderful time. Thus, every moment is now filled with its own romance. Take Valentine’s Day, for instance. In the morning, we hung out at…
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Sunny Day Photoroam

Ah! It’s been years since I’ve last been on a photoroam. Thus, to celebrate my glorious return to the city, Chris set up a photo outing in my new neighborhood. We all grabbed our cameras and went out to shoot…
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Coffee = YES

In an effort to delay the onset of dementia, I’m drinking up to six cups of coffee per day. If you’re in the ‘loo and I’m in the ‘loo, then maybe we can hook up and fight dementia together!…
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Meaty Feast

Fact 1: After more than a month of living in Jason’s basement, we still don’t have a kitchen table. We eat all of our meals by delicately suspending plates on our knees. Fact 2: Jason cooks cows in prodigious quantities….
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