March 22, 2008

Hey — it’s another glorious spring. Between the snow squalls and the freezing temperatures, the only thing that’s blooming right now is my nose. I’ve got this huge pimple, you see. It’s angryred and makes my already prodigious nose seem even larger.

Awesomness!

But growing nosepimples has not been my only achievement this last month. I’ve also:

• Blown the head gaskets on my van. Yay for car repairs.
• Got my puppy bitten by another dog. Bloody paws are all the rage.
• Smashed furniture with my bear arms. I have new scars to show.
• Photographed awkward people building things from cans.
• Went to a slew of Research in Motion interviews just to walk away without any satisfaction.
• Ran out of gas on country roads and panicked.
• Ate Jason’s fishes. They were delicious.
• Singlehandedly crippled the financial system of a multi-billion dollar company by installing crappy software on corporate servers.

Conclusion? Yay — adventures for everyone!