Puppies in the Boat!

Not only did Laura made me fantastic t-shirts and grab my ass for my birthday, but she also said “Hey, let’s go on a canoe ride!” I said, “Sweet,” we picked a day on the calendar, and last Saturday we…
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Puppies are lovable things with teeth

I love my puppy and I think she’s crazy about me too. She’s so crazy that whenever I hug Laura, the puppy jumps in between us wailing and demanding her share of affection. And on some mornings, she sneaks…
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How To Sell Pretty Much Anything

It really doesn’t matter what you’re selling (in this case I’m selling my camera), but you should totally overuse sex. Just make sure it’s safe sex….
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