Back with Injured Puppy Paws

We returned home after spending a week in strange cities with an injured puppy in our laps. While in Montreal, the puppy decided it would be a good idea to slash the arteries in her paw on a broken…
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The Mask Is Packing Its Bags For a Trip

The mask and I have been on some pretty awesome adventures this week: we ate apples, ran naked through fields, hanged out with Laura, and explored abandoned barns and other places of longing. We got along so well, in…
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Finally Got A Fucking Gas Mask

Thanks to Corwin’s encouragement, I got a gas mask from eBay. This is almost as bad as that one time I ordered a mannequin online — things only went downhill from there….
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Dead Rats

The Bird Sanctuary of Canada is hidden in a nondescript building in the middle of the fields outlying Port Rowan. Behind the building there’s a whole pasture filled with chirping birds that leads down to Lake Erie. At sunset…
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