October 18, 2006

Evenings in the apartment are always an adventure. You see, we still don’t have any curtains but that doesn’t stop us from running around in our bare bums. I meant to get curtains weeks ago. Honest. But in the hassle of moving I lost the measuring tape and I couldn’t be bothered to put up garbage bags in our windows like the rest of our neighbours. Besides, Laura’s bum is kinda cute and everyone should see it.

Anyway, last night things got wild. Laura had a headache, so I decided to cheer her up by riding her bicycle in circles through our living room without any pants on. I stumbled across wires and destroyed coffee makers. But it was all worth it when she looked up at me with a smile. “Sometimes, you remind me of a retarded 12-year-old.”

She laughed, and I chased her naked bum across the house. There was a bit of squealing involved.