I Fart In Your General Drection

January 25, 2006

I work in a basement full of IT guys. Consequently, I learn new things every day, like the fact that system administrators fart voraciously. On each other.

It all started yesterday. One of the guys in the office has a fan he keeps on all the time. Around noon, the man from the other room farted directly into the fan as he walked by, much to the consternation of fan users everywhere. Craving revange, the man with the fan walked up to his friend today, grabbed him, attached his ass to his body, and proceeded to fart on him.

We all fled the office as the ravages of chemical warfare set in.

Posted by Tudor at 11:32 PM in Working Life | TrackBack

Comments

haha welcome to the lovely world of coomputer geeks! haha

Posted by: mike on January 25, 2006 at 11:43 PM

Hahaha! I knew you’d blog about that! I’m glad you seem to be making new friends at work ;).

Posted by: Laura on January 25, 2006 at 11:48 PM

In case you need some help fitting in.

Posted by: Laura on January 26, 2006 at 12:54 AM

sounds just like work in a kitchen (maybe less with the tea bagging each other)

those fart machines are deadly — I turned one on in a jokeshop and it just wouldn’t shut up!!

Posted by: karen on January 26, 2006 at 12:58 AM

Tea bagging? Is that like what they were doing in the John Waters movie ‘Pecker’?? If so, that’s sick and tiwsted, man…

Posted by: spindriftdancer on January 26, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag anyone, he potato sacks them.

yea

Posted by: deaner on January 26, 2006 at 07:44 PM