November 02, 2005

Here are eleven sentences about you taken out of context, again:

• I was a Mexican.
• I arrived only 15 minutes late but lost any time I had gained and then some when Dave decided to take a shower in Carly’s sink with his toothpaste.
• And today, internet, I saw a man closely resembling George Michaels returning from what I can only assume was a gay romp under the bridge.
• I really like Eric because when I’m sad, he tells me jokes about the handicapped.
• I‘m almost as old as you were when you were me!
• I‘m also afraid of welding. It’s stressful like playing sports.
• I‘m inclined to behave in a rather childlike manner these days, partially for lack of brain capacity.
• Demure and delicate beings such as me should be free from petty colds and nasty licorice flavoured NyQuil.
• I want to quit everything else and just have babies pop out of my hips and spend my life raising them.
• It’s been like 8000 years since I‘ve gotten laid.
• All I ever do in this blog is make lists about things that only I care about.