Penis Talk
August 07, 2005
Corwin made me promise I won’t post my crotch during the duration of the blogathon. “My $5 is to go toward you not posting pictures of your crotch,” he wrote. “Literacy too, I guess. No crotch foremost though.”
However, there’s nothing in the rules that stop me from linking to pictures of my crotch. For instance, remember how a while ago I scanned my junk and then entered it into the nobscan contest. When my penis was nominated, I even asked all of you to vote for me. Well, I’ve got good news — somehow I won that crazy contest.
Now I can safely say that my penis is the best.
And just in case I haven’t said it enough time: PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!
Posted by Tudor at 01:05 AM in Blogathon 2005 | TrackBackvagina
Posted by: corwin on August 07, 2005 at 01:07 AMwhy don’t you draw that — on your eyeballs!
Posted by: Tudor on August 07, 2005 at 01:10 AMI lack sufficient motor control for that. Hell, I barely managed to pull of this.
Posted by: corwin on August 07, 2005 at 01:24 AM
Thanks for all the penis, Tudor. Great post. Love the links. You are really helping to keep me awake during the Blogathon.
Posted by: Heather on August 07, 2005 at 02:46 AMyou’re welcome. and i hope this is keeping you awake in a good way (as opposed to an “oh my god I won’t be able to ever fall asleep” kind of way).
Posted by: Tudor on August 07, 2005 at 03:15 AM