August 07, 2005

The New York Times Headlines just arrived in my inbox — here are today’s news stories, distilled for your convenience:

Optimistic as always, the US Army plans to withdraw 30,000 troups, unless the situation on the ground continues to be shitty. Celebrities give strange names to their offsprings. Right to privacy not as important as previously thought. Our schools may not adequately prepare dropouts for unemployment. The dialogue for Star Wars better in Chinese, computers predict.