Smile

January 14, 2005

Early tomorrow morning the Students’ Union will pack me on a bus and send me to a remote location to be re-educated. “Please bring your best WLUSU smile and an open mind,” the training executive said.

That’s right — they want to see my WLUSU Smile™. The fuckers will fry my brain until I either conform or shit my pants.

Posted by Tudor at 11:50 PM in Politics | TrackBack

Comments

At McDonald’s the smiles are free but if you ask for one you get a scowl. Everything comes with a price.

Posted by: corwin on January 15, 2005 at 01:15 AM

smile; here are some flowers for you

Posted by: w on January 15, 2005 at 03:06 AM

Apparently Stacey has started a trend….

Posted by: Laura on January 15, 2005 at 03:45 AM

I agree about the mcdonald’s thing, they are not at all smiley when you ask.

an open mind… but not too open!

Posted by: sra on January 15, 2005 at 06:21 PM

Wow! Thank you my unknown friend for the lovely, lovely flowers. They made me smile much more than WLUSU.

Posted by: Tudor on January 15, 2005 at 06:28 PM

So I take it you’re going to a bar? :)

Posted by: Dave on January 16, 2005 at 03:45 PM